GirlSense..?

Girls are strange creatures. Those of which, even though I am one, don't understand.
Why do some of us need to have 7 guys at once? I came to Kenai with my question. He had a simple answer. The population of the world. There are 7 guys for every one girl out there approximately. Well this made a whole mess of sense.
And why do we have to be so mean to each other? Even when the other has done NOTHING but purely exist, the other has to bring their life down into darkness. Why?
And why do some of us backstab their best friends purely for the joy of making yourself feel better in some sick way? It doesn't make any sense, I'm telling you.
Now, I'm not really one for revenge. I believe in forgiveness. But sometimes what happens is unforgivable. But at least I don't go out looking for revenge.
Seriously, taking one of the most important guys away from me wasn't enough. Jersey really needs to get a life. I have no idea what I ever did to her. Besides attempt to steal Finn back from her. Attempt failed, obviously.

And what about Daiquiri and Greenmold? Greenmold used to be my best friend, and she stabbed me in the back, taking one of the most important guys from me. Protector. I never saw him again after they sent him away. Why would they do that? What did he do to them? He is a big teddy bear and they took advantage of that and made his life miserable to the point where he couldn't take it anymore.

This wasn't the only time it happened, but that was the worst.

I don't understand the female species at all.